"I’d be his, if he asked."
Six Word Story (via allineedissix)


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my hopes for season two of orange is the new black:

  • the word ‘bisexual’

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One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

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how to finger a girl: put your tongue in it.